As promised....

Thinking of it as Spring Break for Austinites in Miami for us “plebs.” 

Approximately everyone in Austin is going to Miami for Bitcoin ConFab, Miami
Conference Fabulous.

Here are five pleb techniques to HODL while catching up with Bitcoin community in Miami!

1. Dudes just care if your skin glows and that you’re looking healthy

Bitcoin maxies do not care about your piker vacation time and expensive summer vacation. We just care that you are fluffy and well. We just care that you’re here in Miami. Exercise with at least minimal viable walks.

Did you age?

What did you look like last year compared to this year? Did you pack on 20 pounds? Did you lose 5 pounds?

Congrats on losing 5 pounds.

2. Eating at hosted meals with Bitcoiners

American HODL and Jimmy Song sharing a meal together.

Lose pounds eating meat. Eat 🐄. Walk with a 🐕 and seem healthy enough to see all of our Bitcoiner friends at $200B in 2091.

3. Housing in Miami at a pop up fraternity

8 dudes, 2 bed rooms. Maybe you did not pledge Kappa Sigma fraternity at the University of Illinois…text me: Larry Chiang 650-283-8008 and I’ll crash your fraternity pop up House. 

Maybe your pleb pledge task was not cooking lunch for 200 every Friday…

But you’re living with 7 other dudes and I’m cooking BEEF and making Gua, Gua, Guacamole. Toxic Bitcoin Maximalists do not care about your choice of Miami hotel and housing. We just care about who you’re bonding with while your brain explodes.

Err, who you’re sharing a roof with.

In the same way that Bill Murray is crashing on John’s-From-Chive‘s sofa while visiting Austin, Miami housing is communal.

4. Press Badge and Badge Access

Biggest conference ever assembled is coming to Miami.

If you were slow to smash buy bitcoin during dips well maybe you were slow to smash buy a Miami conference badge. You should have.

Prices have NGU technology where the badge price ‘Number Goes Up’

5. Not Financial Advice

But I’d buy a little extra bitcoin save some and spend little.

Not financial advice: I’d buy a 2 bedroom and then rent out to enough people to cover 140% of expenses
Not financial advice: I’d buy the badges at the low prices…
Not financial advice: FOMO in via Web4 and not web 3. Web 3 never ships Web 4 is mining FiatWeb 5 is Every C.B. forks Bitcoin.
Not financial advice: Central banks fork bitcoin after their 1971 based digital currencies swapped more useless CBDC’s

I'm Larry and Thank you for coming to my Bitcoin 2022 Talk. Mine fiat. Save it in Bitcoin. Thx for coming to my Ted Talk. Thats my personal iPhone, 650-283-8008 and the number that Steve Jobs texted me on. See you in Miami Plebs!